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Susan Boyle’s cat Pebbles: Stop judging her Simon Cowell, she’s my crazy cat lady.

Posted on: April 19, 2009

This is what  poor Pebbles has to wake up to every morning

This is what poor Pebbles has to wake up to every morning

Susan Boyle is a sensation. She is Britain’s talent, the new face of “embracing womanhood” and a living example of success sans beauty. She is “oh my god…blah…blah…love her…and some more blah“. I have had enough of it already. Somebody please wake up the viewers from their fantastic journey into the dreamy lands of Susan Boyle and the despised comb. I’m still reeling under the fact that not just Britain but Simon Cowell’s masterpiece has spread like wildfire all across the world. The media lights go flashing and Simon Cowell goes cashing. Every time I see Susan Boyle and Simon Cowell together, I can’t hear her ‘brilliant’ songs but all I hear is ‘Ka-ching‘.

The reason why I wrote this and you read this
I am amongst the chosen few on the path of enlightenment, attempting to wake the gullible millions but my attempts go futile daily. Well, there’s always a tomorrow and if I don’t get them, reality sure will. I am sure the recession has had some effect on the feel-good factor that Susan Boyle brings to the table. I wonder how many of the job seeking men and women wake up everyday to go for an interview and show up with ‘unkempt hair’. How many actually ‘dare to dream that dream‘? I sometimes feel helpless, sitting there watching millions of videos being thrust in your face of a woman who is against washing her hair and being hailed for it. Billions of people searching online for her, if she has clean teeth, six fingers on a hand or tattoos under those grandma dresses. I feel like the last guy on the planet to see through this bullsh** but there is someone or something that lurks behind the shadows. Someone who knows all about Susan Boyle, her ‘boyfriends‘, her ‘virginity‘,’kisses‘ and a lot more…Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Pebbles, Susan Boyle’s cat.

Pebbles : I dreamed a dream and Susan killed it

Pebbles has seen it all and very tired of its owner’s startling episode of stardom. Pebbles has been with Susan since she had been singing with combs but never brushing with them. Pebbles was with Susan when Simon Cowell came up with one of the biggest scams in the history of ‘reality television’. Pebbles was there when Susan dreamed a dream to become the female Paul Potts. Pebbles has seen it all and is very tired. It had hoped that Susan would start combing her hair at least for television but that never happened. It had hoped that the Grandma dresses would return to the drawers but they never did. It had hoped that Simon would stop visiting but that’s not going to happen anytime soon. So, Pebbles, too, had dreamed a dream but Susan, not life, killed it. A dream of a clean owner with less than two chins, lazy mornings with no choir practice and some Tuna once in a while. It not working out well for Pebbles. I feel for it. Maybe we all should be feeling for Pebbles rather than Susan Boyle because if anyone or anything has got talent to putting up with sh** 24×7…it’s my good friend, Pebbles.

If you feel for Pebbles, leave a word, shout or a meow for him…

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15 Responses to "Susan Boyle’s cat Pebbles: Stop judging her Simon Cowell, she’s my crazy cat lady."

Dina, its not about following “BRITNEY SPEARS OR SOME OTHER “PLASTIC”,AESTHETICALLY-CORRECT “SINGER””. I stand for a good voice with a better conscience, not for one that can sing but manipulate viewer’s emotions with her unkempt hair and grandma looks.That is my problem.

YOU WOULD PREFER A CLONE OF BRITNEY SPEARS I SUPPOSE ? BUT SUSAN S SUCCESS IS ALSO BECAUSEOF HER
DIFFERENCENOT ONLY HER VOICE IT S UNJUSTIFIABLE TO SNEER AR HER HAIR THE JUDGES AT LEAST ADMITTED HAVING BEEN CYNICAL YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN THEY WERE !!

Dina, its not about Britney Spears or any other plastic pop-idol. I believe that a good entertainer does not manipulate the audience. Susan Boyle may be a good singer but she is even better at drawing out the pity votes. Do you think that’s fair?

i don t think S

SIJ I do not think – although she is certainly no fool – & has a sense of humour (witness her comparison of herself as looking like a ” a garage” ) that she intends to manipulate anyone- she has NO NEED to manipulate to capture the audience, she just has to SING ;As for the ‘unkempt’ hair : I sadly know from experience that with age hair becomes thinner and tends to “curl”or become difficult to comb etc.To immediately take a ” moral stand” saying that she manipulates the audience etc is unpleasant to say the least And I find just as unpleasant someone s remark on how what you have written is ” good” to read…

Dina, i agree with you on the singing bit, she IS good at it. I understand about old age and hair too. As you said she’s no fool and i think she knows exactly what she’s doing.
But if within the coming months, you see more and more ‘naturally beautiful’ contestants popping up on reality shows, then you may realise what i was talking about. It is just the rising of the tide…

If this is a rising tide, bring it on! I’m up to my neck in the no talent beauty queens posing as singers and even worse, musicians, and I mean male and female alike. She is the first new face on the pop scene in a long time to bring talent to the table. If she were half as conniving as you think her to be, why did she wait so long to come onto the scene? Your hypocrisy is sickening. Your judge of human nature is even worse.

Hi Sijit,

I completely agree with you about ” Susan Boyle may be a good singer but she is even better at drawing out the pity votes”.
Bdw….u’ve written a GREAT STUFF to read and admire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey dude,

I completely agree with you about ” Susan Boyle may be a good singer but she is even better at drawing out the pity votes”.
Bdw….u’ve written a GREAT STUFF to read and admire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ms. Pebbles is NOT a him. According to Ms. Boyle, she’s a SHE.

Why do you humans always assume the famous are male? Is this not akin to the prejudice that caused that furless pink thing, Simon, to call Ms. Boyle “a little tiger”?

We girls need to stand tall together and purr out of pride for our sisters, Ms. Boyle AND Pebbles.

Loooved it! Meow! Poor Pebbles

Thanks for the meow, Arjun. Pebbles appreciates it.

who is this second rate writer?? there is just so much wrong with your “story” i can’t begin to start. as a person. well. you need to go slap your mother for not raising you better.

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